21 Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn:

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was
time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?





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on Aug 11, 2003
It's a bit more complex than that, Jafo. If only we could keep the politicians (and their backer$) out of politics that might help. Also, the Constitution does not require Presidents to pass any tests, like "who's buried in Grant's Tomb?" Ya know the tough questions.
on Aug 11, 2003
COnsitution is nothing more than a contract, and contracts are constaly revied and broken

The Bandaide box is almost empty and we're full out of Duct Tape...
on Aug 12, 2003
Arnie will make a great president

"What shall we do Mr President?"

"Shooot dem..."
on Aug 12, 2003
as he heads out of the UN seekings to wage war on the next freak we sell gobs of weapons to, both conventional and WMD's "We'll be bac".

Conventional: Jets Tanks Machine guns Missles (including Stingers, Heat and various others) Land Mines and much much more

WMD: Chemical and Biological

Bit they are our friends and will destroy or over throw "fill in blank" for us

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on Aug 12, 2003
"The combined populations of the UK, Ireland, Canada, Australia and NZ ain't enough to do it. "


I dun't thunk thit the Niw Zulienders wull bey ible to hilp wuth thus, bicos noe wun cin indurstind whut thier saying
on Aug 12, 2003
Ryan....I can.....fush n chups n all...
on Aug 12, 2003
I can speak fluent NZ:-

Baaaa, baaa...
on Aug 12, 2003
on Aug 12, 2003
Isn't it something like 30 sheep to a person there? I was just over there ... 2 ... years ago, I think.
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